the shed

fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.

Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

by oswego dude October 13, 2006

Shedded

To get very drunk.

I got totally shedded at the bar last night.

by DJR February 23, 2004

a shed

Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park

Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

shed

When you are playing Mechwarrior or Battletech or some other such game involving giant robot walking tanks, and your robot gets a lot of its armour shot off, so that it is very vulnerable to enemy fire, it becomes a shed.

I must retreat as my robot is nothing but a shed.

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

shed

the area between the head of the penis and the shaft, leading to great sexual pleasure upon contact.

she was all up in my shed and i was like "sweet"

by bruce smiter May 22, 2005

shed

A slang term for an outdoor Amphitheatre used for live music concerts. Names so because of the roof that covers the pavilion seating. Those under it are in the shed, while the remaining concert attendees see the show from the lawn.

Examples of sheds include Alpine Valley, Deer Creek, or the Post-Gazette Pavilion.

Dave Matthews Band announced another tour this year and they're playing quite a few sheds around the country.

by chupon March 26, 2009

shed

short for "she'd do". a group of sheds can be called homebase, whilst an underage shed is a flatpack

Phwoar, look at that shed. I would do things to that.

That is one hell of a shed.

I need a shed!

by Mr Nipples March 1, 2009