Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 8, 2015

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).

Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.

by Flipflop83 July 25, 2021

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021