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shady finger puppet 

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.
"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"
shady finger puppet by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Shakey-Finger Gun Answer 

When a person has an answer to the question that is subjective, their hand shakes drastically in order to show their excitement to answer the question. This is followed by an 'I suppose' and then the answer. Another following statement is a 'Depends on the context'. Another way to get the attention from answering the question is a statement of 'ahhh-sir/ma'am'.
Teacher - "What is the answer to Question 9"
Student- *shakey-finger gun answer* "ahhhhh-sirrrr"
Teacher - "Yes (insert student)"
Student- "Oh, uh, well I suppose, that the answer to Question 9, depending on the context, is the child is in the wrong. But I suppose that it really depends on the context again, uhh, ummm."

Shaky Ass Fingers

A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”
Shaky Ass Fingers by BigPutz41 April 28, 2022

New jersey finger shake 

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger
Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake

Pinky Finger shake 

Somebody who oscillates their pinky finger back and fourth on their ear. This is usually hinting that they are gay and want a relationship. This is noticeably different from an ear scratch.
"Jeffery did the pinky finger shake at me today!!!! I knew that he was into me!!!!" -male name
Pinky Finger shake by Hawt one July 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026