The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.
Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.
by Christopher Henderson January 18, 2009
by Martin February 8, 2005
A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
by Frythe May 10, 2019
by The weird kid January 4, 2019
Someone who slides in DM'S easily. If you try to talk to him he's going to ignore you because he doesn't fuck with nobody. He keeps it real and if he got something to say, he's straight up going to say it to your face. Your girl loves his mustache. He might be a uglyass nigga but yeah....she still loves his mustache😏😝.
by Shakezz March 14, 2017
John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
*blah blah*
Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.
*blah blah*
Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.
by Doppelgangergang January 21, 2009