Noun - A condition that people who are sexy as hell experience when their good looks negatively affect their lives. Have you experienced any of these symptoms? Feeling like people hate on you before even knowing you, being accused of cheating when you did nothing wrong, unwanted attention, jealousy from others, ppl offering to buy things, you get objectified by people, people can't make eye contact or stuttering when they talk to you, breaking necks, or losing friendships. You may have this condition.
I got accused of cheating by my girlfriend because she felt like my sexyashellism prevented me from being faithful. I was diagnosed last year. She's sexyphobic.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).