Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

Sex dumpster by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

dumpster sex 

Wild, drug and/or alcohol fueled sex that takes place next to the welcome cover of a dumpster in a suitably dark alley.

We slipped out of the show for some dumpster sex...I bent that little slut over the hood of a car, started chowing her box from behind. She really went wild when I whipped out my johnson and shoved it in, riding the skin fish all the way to Tuna Town! It was fuggin' GREAT dude.

dumpster sex by Dr. Roxx May 8, 2008

Dumpster Sex 

Sex with someone that has no emotional value, but for both parties to get off. It's location can be any meaningless location that is convenient to both parties. Because of its singular purpose, dis-robing is not necessary & will only prolong the departure of both parties, possibly adding conversation & intimacy to the situation.

Person 1: I just just had meaningless sex!
Person 2: No, you had dumpster sex.

Dumpster Sex by red2002yzfr1 November 21, 2013

dumpster midget sex 

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

dumpster midget sex by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017