seton hall prep

ok whoever wrote the #2 thing about seton hall prep is an idiot because delbarton has less state championship win then seton hall in hockey and has half the skill. the only reason delbarton has ever been good is because their kids are just big. seton ahll goes for speed and skill and has much better coaching than delbarton. i know this because the head coach of delbarton used to be the assistant at seton hall so obviously he isn't as good. Delbarton's team has always been led by 1 player who is really good and this has enabled them to actually compete sometimes yet they still can't win as many state championships as seton hall. seton hall is and always will be known as the best hockey school in NJ and now that delbarton has lost some of the best players its seen ( dale reinhart, ned crotti, mike durso, and mike del mauro) they are not going to even be able to compete with the power house team seton hall prep has

try to say seton hall prep sucks at hockey when u have as many state championships as them!

by delbarton is gay August 30, 2005

seton hall prep

Whoever wrote number 6 is the real illiterate fuck because as they said Delbarton would not be able to ever compete with the so-called power house seton hall prep again they just, in 2006, lost to Delbarton once again in the state championship at Continental Airlines Arena. As you can see the kids from seton hall prep are not too smart either hence the reason they go to school where they do. They also love smuthering their hair in gel usually obtained from their fathers who love to use it to whack off while they sit depressed at the fact that their sons don't go to Delbarton. Also known as the school of kids who love to use their parents money to buy drugs and get high before and or after they suck eachother off. These children that attend Seton Hall Prep do attend this school for the obvious reasons all can see; 1.they were to dumb to get into Delbarton, therefore rejected. 2.They love getting their assholes wet by chodes. 3.Want to have easy access to drugs.

Guy 1- I wanna get my asshole wet....where could I go,Jake?

Jake- Come to Seton Hall Prep with me cause as you get that done I can get some discount weed.

by The Real Zach L. August 25, 2006

Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 31, 2022

Seton Hall Prep

Seton Hall is a school full of kids that got rejected from Delbarton. No one in their right mind would want to go here. They have bad sports and lose in every sport. They throw bad parties and they have no future in life. They max out their daddy's credit cards and will live off of a trust fund for the rest of their lives. If you meet someone that goes to Seton Hall, just know that they are a loser because when you go to SHP, you lose everything.

Anyone: Hey, you go to Seton Hall Prep?
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.

by November 15, 2020