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Small penis turkish guy who doesnt celebrate christmas. And likes it put in his glory hole all day till it bleeds. if it wasnt for soccer he would kill himself.
After soccer servet and his team mates like to put there penis in each others glory holes.
servet by NOT SERVET December 15, 2004
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Servet by Subosss November 23, 2021
Let's pray to our lord and savior servet
Servet by Totaly_not_servet November 23, 2021
This name is a not much known turkish girl name , she is also hidden jewerly like her name. Because it's my name. I want u to know I m exist and I dont have a small dick. I have small boops dkdjkdj By the way in turkish Servet means money,treasure . My personality little confusing but definetly have anger issues.
A: Are u wearing lens ?
S: No That's my eye colour .
A: Whats that colours name?
S: Blue,grey,green I dont know . Its name servet LOL.
SERVET by Sickverysick November 24, 2021

Arcaea Official Server 

A verified discord server full of 13 year olds pretending to be tough against the lazy moderators who don't bother to deal with the extensive drama
"Grab your popcorn Jimmy! There's another fight at Arcaea Official Server again!"

serve the servants 

1) serve the servants : is a song by the great Grunge (Punk) group Nirvana, written by one of the greatest artists (composer - songwriter - guitarist - singer) , thinker and intellectual who ever lived, Kurt Cobain
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.
1)
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants

2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution

3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone

4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - Oh no
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