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Senior Sprint

The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.
"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"

"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"
Senior Sprint by skells6969 February 14, 2017
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senior spring 

An extended period of time experienced by a person wherein they can conduct themselves in a carefree manner with little to no repercussions.

Senior spring is similar to the attitude toward work exemplified by a forth year student in high school or college during their spring semester.

This term was made popular by NBC’s The Office in its eighth season, for it was spoken by Pam Halpert, a leading character.
Pam: At this point, when you’re this pregnant, it’s kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.
senior spring by A. William November 10, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004