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Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen 

Why tf am i defining this
"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

Satan's semen 

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies
Satan's semen by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022

Satan’s semen 

A mixture of a four loko and milk
When your at a party and want to spice things up, challenge your friends to drink SATAN’S SEMEN

At least it's not semen. 

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.
"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."
At least it's not semen. by Tits October 2, 2007

Austin’s Dragon Semen 

A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.
Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌