After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
by Slime Selleck April 25, 2020
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014
A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
by bonbonvert February 4, 2010
1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.
2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005
by Jeremiah Highmont January 4, 2008
#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
by Mackalus October 13, 2007
The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.
by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010