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Seiler Spread

When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless
Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!
by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025
mugGet the Seiler Spreadmug.

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