Seesaw douche Share definition Flag One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end. Parker is such a seesaw douche. Seesaw douche by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Seesaw douche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch