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seed bag
a term quite commonly used to refer to anyone slightly creepy, namely old men, though male youth may also fall under this category.
seed bag by squinty123 March 29, 2011
Related Words
Seed Bag • Poppy Seed Bagel • Baguette Seed • seed • Seed Chaser • seed and feed • Seed Head • Seed bank • Seed Barn • Seed Bomb
Seed Bag
Poppy Seed Bagel
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Poppy Seed Bagel by MulluM April 17, 2017
Baguette Seed
Baguette Seed by I Like Chicken Fisting November 29, 2020
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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