A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too
weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom,
Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important
people to the SSLP.