6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a
gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen
youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.
7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your
baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if
people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.
8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of
marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*
9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten
will get you high
10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you
will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
