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Seattle Sounders FC 

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
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Me: Seattle Sounders FC
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Seattle Sounders FC 

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.
Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?
Seattle Sounders FC by jonnigga October 30, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008