A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.
1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022
Kiara Searl is singlehandedly the most prettiest and most perfect person in the universe! If anyone is friends with a sweet girl named "Kiara Searl" they are truly blessed beyond belief. To be her lover you must be a huge geek who wants to spend all of his spare time with her. That perfectly describes me! I'm extremely lucky to have Kiara Searl in my life. I love you baby.
Person 1: Have you seen Kiara Searl?
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.
by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019
An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.
Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
by George Flord November 9, 2022
Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
by William Searles November 23, 2013
by BRONKASARUS April 7, 2022
#1 person to run away from their problems and blame it on others, that one person who likes to have a crush on typically 2 or 3 people at a time. She really likes Ijime ya iyagarase. Her youtube channel is called HarryBR the furry, please subscribe or she will casually send her 500 crushes on you.
by friendly caterpillar July 15, 2020
Kiara Searl is the most greatest person on planet earth. If you have a girl called "Kiara Searl" In your life you are truly blessed. If you were her lover, it would be the most sensational feeling ever. Kiara is the most perfect woman to ever set foot on this earth. She deserves every strand of love. You don't want to lose her if she is in your life. I'm certainly not letting her go. She is my everything, after all. I love you Kiara and i forever will
Person 1: have you heard of that Kiara Searl lady?
Person 2: yeah, ive heard shes the most amazing and precious thing alive!
Person 2: yeah, ive heard shes the most amazing and precious thing alive!
by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019