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Like putting some money away for a rainy day, except you're only allowed to use it if your pet dies.
Dave: Does your mum have pet insurance?
Bob: No. Why?
Dave: Because I'm away to destroy her pussy.
Bob: My mum's not lesbian, Dave.
Steve: Oh dang Bob just called you a girl, Dave!
Dave: Fuck off, Steve.
by Caitybeldy January 17, 2015
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