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Peruvian Sea Snail 

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.
Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

The salty sea sailor 

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
The salty sea sailor by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.
Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

Sailing the Red Sea 

Shagging a girl that has her period.
Sailing the Red Sea by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

Sailing the Red Sea 

Shagging a girl that has her period.
" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !
Sailing the Red Sea by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.