An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.
Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?
Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
by penumbra July 14, 2006
" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."
by akripke February 23, 2008
A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."
by akripke February 23, 2008
When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.
by DivineArtist May 15, 2017
When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
by Azzmation November 4, 2006
A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.
by Travass~ November 14, 2006