sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

Sea Biscuit

When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.

Poor Sara got a sea biscuit when she was swimming the 100 fly.

by DivineArtist May 14, 2017

Sea Biscuit

sea biscuit was a fast horse and is a type of rythem of sex

oh man i rode your mom like sea biscuit

by jamsta June 7, 2005

sea biscuit

A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.

Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"

by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.

Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.

by Cjdecember April 27, 2016