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sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR
the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again
by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016
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Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted
He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.
by d-ridge March 2, 2007
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Himalayan Sea Salt

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
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sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016
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Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.
"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
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Sicilian sea salt

Omg you have Sicilian sea salt all over you
by Walter1979 February 8, 2018
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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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