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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012
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son of a spanky 

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.
Lisa: β€œson of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”
son of a spanky by famousdol December 2, 2017

stankypuss 

A female who has a constant stank smell from her vagina that can be sniffed by just sitting next to her. Usually that female has a well known stentch from her pussy among multiple, unconnected circles, groups of friends or acquaintances. If one is around that female in "close" quarters or the bedroom, be careful. A stankypuss's stank puss can leave stains!
Barry couldnt believe his roomate Jim brought a stankypuss back to the house after the bar the night before & passed out on the livingroom floor! Besides Jim having to take 4 showers when he woke up, now he would have to pay for a carpet cleaner!!
stankypuss by Grant Gatsby September 9, 2010

stanky pudding 

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
stanky pudding by butlerj April 28, 2014

Spanky Doodle Handy 

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle 

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007