an undesirable member of society who sports Leeds Utd and England football tattoo's, has a shaved head, wears dirty clothes, swears every other word, drinks Stella, does nazi salutes without really understanding what they mean and has a total inferiority complex.

found dwelling in and around Elland Road most Saturdays, probably lives in a scuzzy squat in Castleford, Armley or if they're really posh, Pudsey.

"god Sarah, you were right. I went to that real ale festival at the town hall and some local scuzzer stole my IPod."

scuzzer by StymieSi June 11, 2006

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Scuzzbrush

A tightly rolled up towel, tiny tooth brush, boot brush or anything else your DI tells you. Used in Marine Corps boot camp by "this recruit" to polish or clean floor while running holding the towel in front of them hard to floor. Usually in most cases being barked at by the DI's war.

"Recruit Smith"!!!! Get your ass down to the ground with that scuzzbrush and make this floor sparkle!!!

Scuzzbrush by Bxtmarine March 29, 2009

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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