by l.garnet January 13, 2006
"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
by mags1923 February 17, 2007
His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.
by dogsbtych March 23, 2015
by T. February 3, 2005
a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean
"that girl is such a scrumpet"
"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"
"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"
"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
by lockie_oz September 15, 2006
by soapy nipples January 15, 2005
by the scrumpinator!!!! October 20, 2010