Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

Scrotum Scruncher by Jacp123 March 30, 2016

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Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

Scrotum Scruncher by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

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Scrotum Scratcher

A person who scratches their ball sack.

See James Johnson and Chris Zeiter

Scrotum Scratcher by Erick North March 10, 2003

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scrotum scratcher

An electronic device used to scratch itchy scrotum

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."

scrotum scratcher by Lee Titone December 18, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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