Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger
You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.
by jakaldd February 4, 2009
Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.
Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.
by Ray Peest February 16, 2022
Man your a screwer upper !
by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017
Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 13, 2023
" U stupid beagel screwer!!"
by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 8, 2008
by Erianna May 15, 2007
One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
by Teh Judas November 4, 2009