When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.
"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
by Busaman June 27, 2009
When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
by Neil Mik January 27, 2009
A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
by FirstCaucasoid February 08, 2013
When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.
Those scrambled eggs burn.
by prevert April 11, 2009
by Pimp Jude January 19, 2007
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude January 11, 2007
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
by the_scrambler November 27, 2014