by Dufud December 18, 2009
a word synonomous with sweet, yes, or "great for me." A great filler in those awkward moments or a completely apporpriate sound effect to emphasize those rarities when lucky shit comes your way, not lucky like you just got laid, but lucky like, you found a twenty when you were starving, or the ex that broke your heart sees you kissing you new brad pitt lookalike beau. It is extremely useful and fun to say following something sweet that happens to you ...aka...it's the perfect word
situation: You and your buddy are completely toked and you haven't eaten all day....you get to the campus ice cream shop five minutes after closing..and hey guess what! It's open and evne better the cash register is alreayd closed so you'll be getting served for free..."Schwing!"
by Stephanie Ferrara April 11, 2006
The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.
This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.
by HarBerNi March 4, 2010
A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.
by Minck February 14, 2009
by TZero July 28, 2005