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Schwiitt 

The hallowed moment in every communion service during the Covid-19 pandemic, when the minister invites the congregation to reflect on the gravity of our sin and to find peace in the loving sacrifice of Christ, accompanied by the solemn sound of SCHWIIIIITTT, SCHWIIIIITTT, SCHWIIIIITTT, as scores of foil lids are peeled back from plastic cups at slightly different times.

Also the sound one makes when they are castigated for a casual, social media observation.
"Let us Schwiitt together, as a sign of our unity....*SCHWIIIIITTT*"

M: "I’m in the 8th circle of social media hell right now. SCHWIIIIITTT!!!"
A: "No schwittt!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Schwiitt by pseudonymotastic May 30, 2021
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Schwitter 

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.
"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."
Schwitter by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008
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Schweitty 

The Goat Of Being Tall
Yo my nigga schweitty how cant you dink and yous 6'3
Schweitty by HOF Sussy February 12, 2021

schwitty 

shitty + wasted = schwitty
Rufus: Yo, what happened last night?

Leroy: I was too busy drinkin 40's gettin schwitty.
schwitty by Jiggaman570 December 28, 2006

Schweitty 

The GOAT of Bagel and being tall
Yo my nigga schweitty how you 6'8 and cant dunk?
Schweitty by Jaiden Milner February 8, 2023
A s c w i t t i s a p e r s o n w h o i s t h e s o m e t h i n g . . .
Jack Antonoff: King Kirby is a schwitt.

Jeff Kravitz: No, Commander Chicken is more of a schwitt.
Schwitt by PepeParkParkRanger December 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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