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The grump translation to the word “Whatever
“Dude that girl just got killed by that monster horse cock
“Schwevs”
schwevs by LazyFatfuck69 April 19, 2021

schwenson 

That was a kick in the schwenson!
schwenson by elll ponchooo July 5, 2010

Schwenson 

Schwenson is a weed pen
Rolby let me hit your schwenson
Schwenson by Big Michael September 29, 2022

Schwesno 

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast of extreme good fortune and creativity.

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast usually depicted with the body of a dragon; the legs, cloven hooves, and horn(s) of a deer; and the mane and tail of a lion. Its face is usually rather draconic with lion overtones, though the Japanese version can have a bit more deer-like head. It is sometimes referred to as the Chinese unicorn because some Shwesno are depicted with only one horn. However, there are also examples of Shwesno with two curling horns or antlers like a deer.

Much more rare than a regular dragon, it was considered very wise, and a bringer of extreme good fortune, thus it is often depicted sitting or standing on a pile of money and gold. The Japanese version is quite benevolent and kind as well as bringing fortune. In the Chinese art of Feng Shui, it is one of the four auspicious creatures and its element is Earth. One ancient Chinese tale has a Shwesno appearing at the birth and death of Confucius as an auspicious omen, while another tale has a Shwesno as Confucius' father.
I saw a schwesno in my dream and played the lottery.
Schwesno by jubman August 7, 2005

Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.
Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!
Meine Schwester by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009

schweiss 

A total bad ass. Most likely is a United States Marine.
What happened here, everything is destroyed?
Schweiss probably passed through.
schweiss by SierraEchoTwo May 29, 2017