Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

by phat_tonyca April 27, 2007

Schruted

To utterly and completely mess something up in a very irreversible manner. To fuck up big time. To make a big mistake. To make yourself look foolish. To suck a dick (no homo). To suck, period.

oh man i'm so sorry, i totally schruted that interview!

by Tatatatatony March 25, 2008

Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.

by icoz June 24, 2010

schruting

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

by blackbeauty456 January 5, 2014

SCHRUTE

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed that up. I really schruted it.

by CoreyHughes25 January 16, 2007

Schrute

To screw something up in a really irreversible way.

"Oh man, I'm so sorry about that sales call. I really schruted it."

by A.B. Bernard October 7, 2009