by smokey July 26, 2003
(n.) 1. a legal institution that is supposedly for the benefit of humans below the age of 18 so that the government may have a chance to torture, brainwash and break the young minds to their will at a supple age in order for the government officials to have supposedly docile citizens that they may control in order to take over the world, and the lives of all young 'students.' 2. Also referred to commonly as a prison for anyone in ages between 4 to 18.
by Patricia February 5, 2004
teacher: Derek, what is the definition of school?
Derek: a load of crap
teacher: very good Derek now go back to sleep
Derek: a load of crap
teacher: very good Derek now go back to sleep
by D.D.07 December 5, 2003
the most time wasting boring useless pointed wretched disgusting intimidating thing to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeexist.
first you have to wake up at an extremely early time then they feed you prison food for breakfast. then they send you to hellish classes such as reading, english, algebra 1, etc. this takes up about 1/3 of your freaking day and about 30% of your life, including college.........
you would never want to go to school...
you would never want to go to school...
by MyBigFatBoobs April 28, 2020
Even known as jail or prison. A place where your brains are turned to mush and your free will is ruined, while trying to convince you that you actually are free to do whatever you want after your classes (as long as you do your homework).
Welcome to school! You can run and you can hide, but we will find you and we will give you detention.
by cikoria May 28, 2012
Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the establishment.
The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, which you shall endure for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class via taxes and other undisclosed methods to keep us in power. In return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you in this fashion until such a time your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to the injustice of our presence will have succeeded. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it- the cycle you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the enforced participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you devoid of every possible alternative to such an extent that you submit and resign yourself to our reality whether you agree to it or not. And that's the truth.
by GoAskAlex1991 May 1, 2011