Schneef

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

by JonW May 30, 2003

Schneef

Chirpsing women, often with a lurid intention. Less honourable than flirting but not altogether socially unacceptable

Hey lad, noticed you were schneefing hard last night with those women

by Show Pony April 29, 2019

Schneef

Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.

Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me

by ZachChapman March 4, 2014

Schneef

Slang used in southern California used to describe the action of smoking that Mary Jane, often the word is repeated twice for added secretive value.

"dude, you want to.. schneef schneef?"
"yeah man lets get baked off our asses."

by juan carlos117 November 2, 2009

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 26, 2022

Hoover schneef

The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.

Dude, my mutt got into the garbage and hoover schneefed all the food wrappers.

by J.g rjjfjdjd January 12, 2022