Schlips

(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.

The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...

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schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

schlifskeitis by james.watson May 14, 2009

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schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

schlipping mah fronecks by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009