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Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.
Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009

Schaivoed 

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.
Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.
Schaivoed by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007

schevious 

When one is scheming and being devious
Lindsay looked schevious after Hilary stole Aaron from her.
schevious by Lulz-E January 30, 2009

schaivoed 

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.
- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.
Schavon comes from the latin word meaning life.
She is so full of schavon. I wish I enjoyed schavon as much as she does.
schavon by FB Friendly November 9, 2011

shavione 

Shavione ain't shit
shavione by Mrknoitall January 25, 2017