Schabusiness

"Giving someone the Schabusiness" means to chop off their head and penis and leave it in a black bucket in their mom's basement, after placing their legs in the crock pot you keep in your car".

When Jim found out that Tony was married to a girl, he went mad and gave him the schabusiness. Police have not been able to recover Tony's legs since Jim keeps his car doors locked and parked in a garage. Tony's mom went insane after her gruesome discovery and currently resides at the Stony Brook Institution for the Mentally Ill/Retirement Community.

Schabusiness by MySonIsAlsoNamedBort February 15, 2023

The Schabusiness

A figurative act to replace "the business."

Hey Peter, Dan kept throwing baseballs all day, I'm real close to giving him the Schabusiness!

The Schabusiness by wind warrior July 27, 2023

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Schabusiness • schabusinessed • The Schabusiness • Schabuisness

Schabuisness

When you and a sexual partner do meth and she then chokes you to death and cuts your head off.

Hey what happened to Ruben? I think his wife gave him the schabuisness the other night.

Schabuisness by Dude7488 March 5, 2022

schabusinessed

The act of beheading somebody in a drug induced psychosis

Dude, did you hear about Taylor? She totally schabusinessed some guy.

schabusinessed by Imscared69420 March 3, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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