ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

ScanDisk Pimp by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016