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saturnius 

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”
saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019
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The world's GREATEST dad. He's most likely hilarious and will stop at nothing to make sure someone's happy. He's caring and the most trustworthy person you will ever know. He's a hero and a sidekick, whenever you need him. He's just, in ONE word, Awsome.
My dad, Saturnino, is one the best dad ever !
Saturnino by Emily Lovens October 2, 2011

Saturdiesel 

A Saturday that is filled with much merriment and vivaciousness. A Saturday where life is lived like a drunken libertine. A strong, life-affirming Saturday.

Comes from the combining of the words "Saturday" and "diesel".
I can't wait for this Saturdiesel. We gon grill, drank beerz, ride jet skis, play with some baby panda bears, participate in an wild orgy, fight a celebrity, give birth to a albino gorilla, and go see a movie at the IMAX. IT'S GON BE SATURDIESEL!
Saturdiesel by Apple Juice Simpson January 20, 2011

Saturnian 

A term for a wonderful daughter based off the nearest planet to Jupiter “Saturn” , it’s also a term for a loving daughter with an incredible mother, the mother of love, the mother of life. The mother of the perfect man’s universe
I had a wonderful day teaching my lovely Saturnian sign language.
Saturnian by walky slush December 8, 2022

Saturnionsexual 

A man who thinks the Saturn ion in the peak of vehicular transportation
"he was like a saturnionsexual, he said my truck was too big, and I drive a honda acty!"

saturnisntemo 

saturnisntemo means that Saturn is actually emo!
guys.. saturnisntemo.
saturnisntemo by imsosusomg September 1, 2021

saturnin 

Saturnin are the most beautiful men in the world you will ever see. They are intelligent and love a girl called Morgane.
Saturnin is a nice guy.
saturnin by Juju35 November 21, 2021