People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
by _un_c0rn_ October 15, 2021
Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.
Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
by badmouth June 2, 2018
Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.
by DrTre902 October 30, 2022
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
This is a shitty religion made up by the quirky people of tiktok
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
Person 1 "Hey did you hear about Jj? apprently he's a Satanist now"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
by Angel<33 June 18, 2022