Satan is a loser because he doesnt want u worshipping the Lord, as he was kicked out of Heaven
by GoodVsEvil September 18, 2021
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Basically Gaby in her meltyface form..

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OH MY GOSH! SATAN JUST KILLED THAT ANGEL!
by ShuBaby October 15, 2017
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Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!
by Minialba03 February 3, 2016
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some red guy with horns who broke down crying after I entered hell.
by Mayhem Mo YT March 1, 2021
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The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids
Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan
by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018
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1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.
Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"
by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005
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Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.
Is there really a Satan?
by Pat-rot January 27, 2004
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