When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2015
The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2015
The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.
Over all, the school no one wants to go to.
Over all, the school no one wants to go to.
student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"
student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"
student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"
student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."
student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"
student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"
student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."
by gradd. March 17, 2009
A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.
by Jackeshamonesha July 12, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
the school that is the definition of trash. white girls who wear only gymshark and lulu to make their ass look fat, and flat iron their hair to the point of breakage. the football team yells “ramchop” every year just to get absolutely pummeled by riverview. the boys wear cutout shirts to show off their side boobs and minuscule arms while wearing 5-inch inseams that go so far up their ass that they just might be gay. the bathrooms are vile. every stall has graffiti ranging from motivational quotes to the n-word. but hey, if you don’t have nic, someone in the bathroom got you! and the security guards have given up a long time ago. SHS is the only school where you can say that the security guard fought chuck norris. keep lookout for the student section at the football games, though, because if you walk under them, they will bark so loud in your ear that you will have a migraine for the next 2-5 hours. if your type of girl is pick
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
student 1: “do you see that giggly little bitch with the pin straight hair and push-up bra?”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
by sotajit October 19, 2021
A school packed with small horny teens that are the size of a thumbtack that can never seem to not fight eachother on a daily basis
by Some idiot 123 April 4, 2022