The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.

Over all, the school no one wants to go to.
student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"

student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"




student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"

student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."
by gradd. March 17, 2009
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A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.
I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.
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I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.
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A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville

Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass
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To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom
After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.
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