Sapphic idiot Share definition Flag When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex. I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her. Sapphic idiot by Impasabear August 10, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Sapphic idiot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch