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Sandy Hand 

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.
Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.
Sandy Hand by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012
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Sandy hand. 

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.
Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.
Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."
3 Hand Sandy by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009

sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.
Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.
sandy handy by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.
Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.
Sandy Handy by 1501 December 5, 2010

sandy handle 

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.
Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.
"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?
sandy handy by yardsale March 15, 2014
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