likeable person but sometimes can be dry asf. you’ll prolly view him as emo and dry at the start but once you get to know him better, he’s actually a nice person to talk too and sometimes dam funny.
by we are temasekians September 19, 2021
Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.
He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006
An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted December 29, 2007
by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022
by Uncle Nigel June 29, 2022
Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.
by pettybitchfacehoe July 15, 2017