Sampoa 

To fuck or induce in sexual activity.

Ex:I’m gonna sampoa you hassam

Sampoa by Sampoa February 6, 2019

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Sampfag 

A general pejorative used primarily in online communities, particularly gaming communities.

Etymology: Originally used in Chris Coutt's Tales for the L33T, an adaptation of Shakespeare's classic Romeo and Juliet for a generation more familiar with internet vernacular than Renaissance-era English. The phrase originated from a dialogue between Gregory and Sampson, the former referring to the latter as "Sampfag," a portmanteau of "Sampson" and "fag."

stfu sampfag

Sampfag by OrwellJames March 3, 2010

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011

Sampada 

A beautiful, funny, kindhearted person, who loves to have fun and go wild. A Sampada loves to look great every second of the day and is average height. A Sampada loves to hang with friends and would do anything for them.

Linda: no, its okay. i dont really want to go.
Hareem: omg, be more like a Sampada! ):

Sampada by domo-ish-awesome December 27, 2009

samoan splash 

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

samoan splash by anonymous February 10, 2020