samoas

Bomb ass girl scout cookies with the drizzled chocolate zigzags on the top.

I better get some samoas before I kill you all.

by Gnappy June 5, 2007

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

SAMASTAE

LIKE NAMASTE BUT WITH A TWIST OF IDK

SAMASTAE TEHE

by Phil olol June 19, 2020