Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
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When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog
by jamjam41 July 11, 2008
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A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
by Swagger jagger 1991 August 5, 2013
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Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
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Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
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Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman
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When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.
Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.
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When a girl kisses another man after you just came in her mouth.
My girl just gave my buddy an original salty dog and left him a cream ring around his lips.
by Dixxie Hippie February 28, 2020
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