Salt Licky 

A nickname for "Lovie, sweet heart, sugar, honey" and any other little name you call your significant other.

Person one: I love you salt licky!
Person two: As do I my salt licky :)

Salt Licky by Salt Licky October 12, 2004

minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.

Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

minnesota salt lick by minnesotamaniac April 15, 2009

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby by PixelKat February 20, 2023

Dirty Salt Lick 

The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)

"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."

Dirty Salt Lick by Post the picture Becca January 28, 2015

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

Human Salt Lick by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Arizona Salt Licker 

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.

Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

Arizona Salt Licker by jkldosan a673 July 8, 2011