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minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.
Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Dirty Salt Lick 

The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)
"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.
Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick
Human Salt Lick by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Arizona Salt Licker 

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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