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minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.
Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Dirty Salt Lick 

The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)
"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.
Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick
Human Salt Lick by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Arizona Salt Licker 

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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