Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
by Bevlar March 1, 2010
When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
by alarmchrono December 18, 2018
the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 1, 2007
An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
by High on Life July 11, 2008